2014 is so close I can almost taste the Croatoan virus.
…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this
Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…
don’t defeet the purpose of the post
did you just
Well, that’s the least of it…
my preferred method of suicide is sex with Sam Winchester
going out with a bang
was that a pun
either that or the sound of the gun he shoots you with once he realizes you are a werewolf
iT’S BEEN SEVEN SEASONS
“If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature enough to be touching them.”
Tangentially related historical note: John Ruskin, the 19th century british painter, had never seen a woman naked before he married, only classical nude statues, so he assumed real women were just as smooth and hairless as the statues showed. He refused to touch his wife when she disrobed on their wedding night, saying she was revolting. She was understandably like ‘wtf is wrong with you brb filing for annulment’ and went on to marry his (former) bff and have a long happy marriage with 8 kids. Ruskin died alone and probably still never having gotten over the whole ‘women have hAIR’ thing.
THE MORAL HERE is that you shouldn’t be like John Ruskin b/c he was a tool and also that media has been delivering unrealistic images of female body hair for a depressingly long time. And that Stoya is absolutely right.
I STILL CANT BELIEVE THE LONGEST PIECE OF LITERATURE EVER IS A SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL FANFICTION
it’s longer than war and peace and les mis combined, plus two pride and prejudices.
it trumps the world record for longest piece of literature by over two million words.
This sounds like a challenge! I’m going to swallow my pride and read the full thing!
1) how the bloody fuck did you guys find this out.
2) godspeed, my dear friend.