starkexpos:

❒ Single

❒ Taken

✔ In A Committed Relationship With Marvel Studios

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

(Source: sandandglass)

Being an adult doesn’t mean you know what you’re doing with your life but it does mean that you can eat fruit loops at 3:30 in the morning and nobody can stop you.

(Source: thevices)

-moonshine-:

I need this for all my friends

-moonshine-:

I need this for all my friends

(Source: wishful--dreaming)

allmymetaphors:

my favorite hobby is forgetting to eat all day and then consuming 2000 calories in a 30 minute period 

CAN PEOPLE MY AGE STOP GETTING THEIR LIVES TOGETHER, MARRYING, HAVING KIDS, AND GETTING FAB JOBS BECAUSE I DIDN’T EVEN BRUSH MY HAIR TODAY

(Source: lenofi)

vriskashka:

PEOPLE WHO’S DOODLES LOOK BETTER THAN STUFF I SPEND HOURS ON

iamcrowleybitches:

This will forever be my response to my real life responsibilities. Cigar and all.

(Source: hanhaneatmanman)

coffeebuddha:

an open letter to everyone in my life who stumbles into my fictional obsessions and still loves me

(Source: runswithvamps)